How to Eat Lobster at Night
If you should suddenly find yourself eating lobster rolls on the beach at night with one of the most beautiful people that you've ever known, ask them to read something to you from their phone. Anything will work. The Declaration of Independence or the lyrics to Simple Song by The Shins. A recipe for soup. Or a list of the ways they want to be loved, if they have one. The light from their phone will allow you to better see their face.